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Post by Anikin on Jul 30, 2007 3:17:09 GMT -5
Have you ever gotten mad and blurtted out an Ep. III line, or purposly trown one into a conversation for amusement. If you have leave the line and a 2-3 sentence overview of what was going on.
I was trying to assemble my little bros. BB-hoop one evening for him and I got stuck on this one step and my brother happens to come out then and he says:
"You aren't going to be able to do it."(Not a starwars qoute)he yells at me.
"You underestimate my power!"I yelled back at him.
"Don't try it Anakin. Don't try it."was his response. We were both quite for a second and then we both bust out laughing.
So if you got a funny situation post it. Or if you've never had one but you imagine one that would be funny post it and lets have fun!
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Post by My Name is Darth Vader... on Jul 30, 2007 11:15:56 GMT -5
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I use Darth Vader quotes ALLLLLLLL the time...
((Not just Ep III though))
"You can't do that!" *she says*
"I find your lack of faith disturbing!" *I reply*
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Post by Anikin on Aug 4, 2007 12:05:39 GMT -5
My girlfriend told me the same thing the other day.
She was practicing her manueverability for her drivers licence and I said:
You aren't going to be able to do it like I did and get a 100%.
She replied:
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Post by RamZnation on Aug 5, 2007 23:34:49 GMT -5
Lately I've been saying these two quite a bit.
"No, No, No, Nooooo" (In Palpatine's voice)
and
"My allegiance is to DEMOCRACY" (With an exagerated Scottish voice, like Obi-Wan).
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Post by Xanth on Aug 6, 2007 1:27:33 GMT -5
The other day my mom was chewin' my a** out for not cleaning my room and I interupted her rant and said:
"Don't lecture me Obi-mom. I see through the lies of the 'clean your room counsil'".
That got a shoe thrown at me but luckily my mom has no aim.
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Post by Kit Fisto on Aug 6, 2007 3:54:39 GMT -5
Lately I've been saying these two quite a bit. "No, No, No, Nooooo" (In Palpatine's voice) and "My allegiance is to DEMOCRACY" (With an exagerated Scottish voice, like Obi-Wan). lol yeah we where saying that the entire weeked of comi con. Ramz got "My allegiance is to DEMOCRACY" voice down like hell. |
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Post by My Name is Darth Vader... on Aug 6, 2007 6:57:39 GMT -5
The other day my mom was chewin' my a** out for not cleaning my room and I interupted her rant and said:
"Don't lecture me Obi-mom. I see through the lies of the 'clean your room counsil'".
That got a shoe thrown at me but luckily my mom has no aim.
OBI-MOM ... LOL-O ... that's great!
I guess its good the force isn't strong with her or she'd never miss!
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Post by Sithlordmichael on Aug 6, 2007 14:57:05 GMT -5
well i know this isn't a EP III line but it was funny
last week on friday i was at school and i was in my class and the teacher said "ok im going to try this problem" so i said that "no do or do not there is no try young one" the whole class was laughing oh my god it was funny
later that night i got home and i walked in the door and my mom said something to me and i was acting like i was useing force crush on her and i said "you dont know the power of the darkside my young apprentice" she looked at me like WTF it was funny
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Post by uths16 on Aug 6, 2007 21:57:39 GMT -5
I friggin love these.
Yesterday my friend came up to me and some of my other friends and told us he was going to become a football player and at my school the football team suck and r considered the most hated at school,well when he told us i said "you were the chosen one,u were supposed to hate the jerks not join them" and my friends look at me like,wtf was that,but 2 other pple walking by busted a gut(laughing hard)
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Anikin
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Post by Anikin on Aug 6, 2007 23:54:12 GMT -5
Nah man that is funny. Xanth that whole obi-mom is great, I love it keep the quotes coming.
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Post by Liana Habir on Aug 9, 2007 21:56:13 GMT -5
Obi-Mom! lol! I do like that one.. I use quotes from all the movies a lot. But one I used today was on our CEO, who just signed a contract with a doctor that none of us in the office particularly like.."You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy Dr. X, not join him!" He actually laughed..which he hasn't done much of lately..and told me that the Force must be with me..  |
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Post by RamZnation on Aug 15, 2007 0:10:47 GMT -5
Lately I've been saying these two quite a bit. "No, No, No, Nooooo" (In Palpatine's voice) and "My allegiance is to DEMOCRACY" (With an exagerated Scottish voice, like Obi-Wan). lol yeah we where saying that the entire weeked of comi con. Ramz got "My allegiance is to DEMOCRACY" voice down like hell. "DEMOCRACY!!!" By the way ...if I were drinking Milk, it would definatley be squirting out of my nose after readin "Obi-mom". |
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Post by Xanth on Aug 17, 2007 8:53:08 GMT -5
Thnx guys. I didn't even realize that I had said that until a few moments after.
Oh and the other day I was at work and one of my friends decieded to go tattle tail on one of my other friends who was texting while she was stocking the candy isle and I said
"Lou, you were the chosen one! It was said that you were to destroy Fae! Not join her!"
She just looked at me like WHAT THE F**K!!!
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Post by Anikin on Aug 17, 2007 8:58:19 GMT -5
Yeah it seems like a lot of people use that line but its always funny to see the different variation
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Post by Anikin on Aug 20, 2007 8:34:19 GMT -5
The other day at work my friend was telling me how she really needed a new car and how her old one was falling apart. LITERALLY!!!!! She told me how her muffler and tail pipe fell off and she had to go out and get it. I told her:
"You've lost something."
She says:
"Not to worry, I'm still driving half a car!"
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